Hump Life...
Never mind hump day, I feel like I have been having a hump life.
I am sick to death of repeating myself to my children, every hour of every day. It drives me insane. I need to make a recording, and just play it back
Please don't hit your brother
Put your shoes on
Eat your breakfast, please
C'mon, eat your dinner & don't pick the peas out
Didn't I just say, Don't hit your brother
Yes, that also covers biting him
Please clean your room
Your socks are right there. There. Look down. Under the tonka truck. Well you put them there
Jeepers, no wonder I drink
On a brighter note, I have been exploring my iPhone, and some of the great photography app's. Here are a few attempts at me being arty
I am sick to death of repeating myself to my children, every hour of every day. It drives me insane. I need to make a recording, and just play it back
Please don't hit your brother
Put your shoes on
Eat your breakfast, please
C'mon, eat your dinner & don't pick the peas out
Didn't I just say, Don't hit your brother
Yes, that also covers biting him
Please clean your room
Your socks are right there. There. Look down. Under the tonka truck. Well you put them there
Jeepers, no wonder I drink
On a brighter note, I have been exploring my iPhone, and some of the great photography app's. Here are a few attempts at me being arty
You made me laugh Shazzy! Mine are 14 and 10, and it expands to:
No its not OK to use a weapon even if he's bigger than you.
You only ate an hour ago, you can't be hungry again.
I don't care if you haven't finished your homework, it's 10.30 p.m. and you've got school tomorrow.
I'm sure you do like the taste of alcohol, but 14 is too young to have a drink. Wait another 4 years.
I'm sure you can imagine...